AnonymousWho is Rolf? send me a pic!
Rolf is my boyfriend of two years. He is a Natralest as well and travels with me to find new creatures. Here is a pic.
AnonymousI think there are Nargles at my home. What do I do to get rid of them?
Well make sure to hang up some radishes because they don’t like the smell. If the infestation is really bad you may have to sing Christmas carols out of tune. Christmas is there favorite holiday and they can’t stand people mocking it.
AnonymousWhat’s your dirtiest secret?
I keep a pet pig in the backyard and he rolls in the mud a lot only Rolf knows… well besides everyone reading.
AnonymousToday in philosophy I learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick. (That's just what muggles think. Just sharing it with you.)
Well that’s… interesting I guess.
AnonymousWhat's your favorite thing to do with Rolf sexually and non sexually?
I love cuddling. I think that’s my answer for both. He makes me feel warm and safe.
AnonymousDo you like BDSM?
UMMM NO
AnonymousWhere are you now?
Right after Harry and Ginny’s wedding I went to Spain. I will be leaving in a week.
AnonymousYeah. Um. It's your son Lysander.
I don’t have a son yet. Are you from the future?
AnonymousWhat do you think of your name?
I like it. It just sort of fits me. You know?
AnonymousAunt Luna? I'm gay -Al
Oh.. as long as your happy I’m fine with it. Do you have a boyfriend?
